When others speak, it is always a bit difficult to bear the annoyance that their words cause you. But civilized living obliges us to listen and respond politely (especially single girls). The only weapon to get out of this social courtesy loop is sarcasm .
And anyway if you want to find singles to break my balls go here: I’m Single
Here is the list of questions single girls are sick of hearing
# 1 You won’t stay beautiful forever.
Have they already established the day and time when I will stop being?
# 2 Every woman needs a man.
I understand that it is the opposite.
# 3 Have you seen what happens to single women?
They become career managers escorted by muscular toy boys.
# 4 Watch the train only go once.
Not true, certain loves come and go like commuters.
# 5 Haven’t found a soul mate yet?
Yes, but then I found out we were triplets.
# 6 I have to introduce you to a friend of my boyfriend’s that you are sure to like.
The only thing sadder than the combined dates are the days of singles at Esselunga.
# 7 You’ll see that you’ll find the right person too.
Or I could be satisfied as you did.
# 8 After a while you have to settle.
That’s what I repeat to myself when I sleep with a crippled guy who can’t make me cum.
# 9 But don’t you want to have kids?
Unfortunately right now I can’t even take care of my houseplants.
# 10 What has been your longest relationship?
The one with the guy I dated yesterday. The longest two hours of my life.
# 11 Why don’t you go Tinder?
Because it is the last refuge of the damned.
# 12 Wouldn’t you like to have someone next to you when you sleep?
We would end up stealing our blankets.
# 13 What’s the thing that bothers you most about being single?
The fact of having more suitors than a tronista of Maria de Filippi.
# 14 Being alone isn’t good for the mood.
You’re right, when I fight I never know who to throw the dishes in the kitchen.
# 15 With a boyfriend you can have sex anytime you want.
Even without.
# 16 You’ll see that someday someone will come into your life and understand you like no one else.
I’m sure. And it will cost around 60 euros per session.
