There are many types of single girls and they all have their good reasons for being. But you shouldn’t believe that single life is all table for one, dinner for one, wine for three and dithirambs in honor of Dionysus, there is also the downside.
For example, other people have an annoying tendency to invade your living space with miserable advice. Especially if you are a single girl and you follow the Overman’s instagram page .
1 Other couples keep introducing their single friend to you by dreading grotesque foursome.
# 2 When you go out with a friend, the guys compete with rose sellers to piss you off.
# 3 Some enlightened ones advise you to get Tinder to give it away with more ease.
# 4 Your mom thinks you’re a lesbian because they wrote on Io Donna that it’s plausible.
# 5 If the single girl takes the pill everyone thinks she’s a girl of questionable morality.
# 6 You can’t have a pet without it making your reputation worse.
# 7 When you tell your grandma about your Marie Curie-worthy career successes she asks when you settle down.
# 8 You have to put up with endless sermons from girlfriends who want to tell you how to find a boyfriend.
# 9 Rent costs a lot.
# 10 Your instagram photos make ten times the hearts of your friends as a couple.
# 11 If you have a sister, she automatically becomes your vacation partner.
# 12 All your girlfriends can’t wait for your birthday to have a liberating ladies night out.
# 13 Every girlfriend friend experiences her own relationship drama. You live all those of friends use you as a psychotherapist.
# 14 When a guy asks you “how is it possible you’re still single?” you take the mirror out of the bag and make it mirror.
# 15 Sometimes you feel lonely.
# 16 But from what they tell you, even your girlfriend friends sometimes feel lonely. At least you are free.
