Lack of a partner is seen by many as a severe deficit. But is it really so? Boh !.
The fact is that if you think about it, being single means enjoying a whole series of cheeky benefits that can comfort you when you cry in the shower from loneliness.
Here is the list of benefits of being single
# 1. You can eat potato chips and tomato sauce in bed without anyone breaking your soul
#2. You can cut your nails on the coffee table and leave the corpses there
# 3. You can watch porn while eating carbonara
# 4. You can eat your nose boogers without fear of someone seeing you
# 5. You always watch the movie you like
# 6. You can shit with the door open
# 7. You can also try it with Ikea bedside tables
# 8. Nobody points your cold feet on your back under the covers
# 9. You can do without washing
# 10. No lunches with parents other than yours
# 11. Nobody steals your blanket when you sleep
# 12. Free belch
# 13. Nobody steals your last piece of chocolate in the fridge
# 14. You don’t have to remember any anniversaries, just the names of your favorite porn stars
# 15. At Christmas, the most important gift you need to give is to yourself
# 16. The biggest disappointment you can feel is watching Jon Snow die
# 17. You can masturbate standing naked in the living room yelling “I’m watering can!”
# 18. You can play the playstation for 48 hours without anyone reminding you that you have to eat
# 19. You can convince yourself that you can fuck whoever you want
# 20. You are happy
