16 things only singles can do at a party

The weekend has passed and, if we ask ourselves what we did on Friday and Saturday nights, we don’t always want to hear the answer.

However, all possible feelings of guilt are halved if you are single, which is the condition that makes it easier and more fun to participate in any party, from a rave to the Palio di Siena. So here are the 16 things that only singles can do at a party.

Here is the list of things singles can do at a party

# 1. Try it with engaged people without any remorse.

#2. Scream the songs of Gabry Ponte without shame.

# 3. Tackling intimate topics without embarrassing anyone (other than yourself).

# 4. To be offered a drink by anyone, like the worst poor fellow.

# 5. Coming home drunk like shit and not having to answer to anyone the next morning.

# 6. Try it as if you haven’t fucked in a year (sadly, in some cases, a year is an optimistic estimate).

# 7. Collecting phone numbers that yes, today are just phone numbers, but tomorrow could be a great fuck.

# 8. Coming home thinking you’ve found the love of your life (spoiler: you were just drunk, you actually met a shitty toilet).

# 9. Lemonade strangers.

# 10. Getting involved in shameful fights.

# 11. Spending the money that boyfriends save to go out for dinner on alcohol.

# 12. Attend the most rotten parties in town.

# 13. Getting arrested without your partner having to pick you up from the barracks (in fact nobody will).

# 14. Texting the ex (which is not a good move anyway, but sometimes bad moves have to be experimented to understand that they are wrong).

# 15. Give rope to the chick who is dancing on you by rubbing on you as if you were the sponge with which she washes her private parts.

# 16. Pass the hangover in silence.

 

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