Types of women
There are different types of women and each type has particular characteristics.
It is interesting to observe their behavior in a couple relationship.
It is always helpful to have the list below in mind when meeting a woman to avoid any disappointment.
| Kind of woman | The wild woman |
| Typical words | “I have an idea. Let’s go make love …. on the lawn in the garden.” (…. in the park, …. in the car, … on the elevator, …. next to the phone while you call your boss) “ |
| Explanation | She never had her parents’ permission to Bungee-Jumping, while all her friends did. |
| Advantages | Great fun! |
| Disadvantages | Fun often comes to a bad end (the boss fires you, complaints for outrage of modesty, breaks the handbrake while making love in the car parked near a rock) |
| Kind of woman | The commander |
| Typical words | “Put on another tie!” “Go to the barber!” “Ask for a pay raise!” “What the fuck are you looking at!” |
| Explanation | Swap your partner for a puppy. Normally these women in childhood were not allowed to keep a pet. |
| Advantages | You don’t have to think anymore |
| Disadvantages | You are no longer allowed to think |
| Kind of woman | The modifier |
| Typical words | “What are you thinking?” “We need to talk about our relationship.” “We can’t go on like this.” “Can’t you understand me?” “Does our relationship have no importance to you?” |
| Explanation | Always provokes some discussion with the sole purpose of changing the partner as she wants. The opinion of his partner has little value. |
| Advantages | Watch the “soap operas” often and then at least in those moments you can feel comfortable. |
| Disadvantages | Soaps too sooner or later end. |
| Kind of woman | The undecided |
| Typical words | “I can not decide.” “Should I change my job? My partner? The color of my hair?” |
| Explanation | As a child, her parents made all decisions |
| Advantages | Easy to calm down |
| Disadvantages | Even easier to shake it |
| Kind of woman | Student |
| Typical words | “Don’t you know what Bernoulli’s theorem is?” “Do you already know the new Günther Grass?” “I met a guy who studies philosophy” |
| Explanation | He is young and can study at university. His parents didn’t have this chance. He usually comes from a small province and the only friends he had were his books. |
| Advantages | He is often out and about to make new friends or new books |
| Disadvantages | Come back and tell you about new friends and new books. |
| Kind of woman | The girl of your dreams |
| Typical words | “I listened to you.” “I understand what you mean.” ” Yes, I agree with you.” “You are my beautiful genius.” “And now we absolutely have to make love.” |
| Explanation | This woman is balanced. She was loved by her parents. He finished school without major problems. He had nice friends. She is a conscious and intelligent woman. He doesn’t want to change his partner. He accepts it like this and enjoys life. |
| Advantages | They are discounted |
| Disadvantages | Evolution has skipped this female species. |
