Let’s hope she’s nasty, the male thinks before going out with a girl. Finding a love machine that knows all the forms of sex better than us is the desire, not too unconfessed, of every man.
To succeed, the males sift through various environments, trying to identify the one with the greatest presence of pigs. At the age of twenty, there are those who spend Sunday afternoons in discos for divorcees, those who preside over the corridors of Zara and H&M in search of easy prey and also those who assist the deaf and dumb.
There are also those who sneak for various reasons in gyms and sports halls with the hope of meeting the slut of their dreams. They tend to be female team coaches (honestly, which male could have a sincere interest in explaining the fundamentals of handball to seventeen-year-olds?), Decent people whose passion for sports has been welded to the desire to fuck.
In the most serious cases, then, there were rhythmic gymnastics judges who, in exchange for a sale of photos via facebook, awarded their favorite the Trebaseleghe District Tournament Cup. A certain liberality of costumes is also found in the changing rooms of the mixed amateur volleyball teams, where postmen and retired army marshals obsessively seek out the rub with fat off-course students.
Sports halls and gyms present themselves as places of great opportunities and the number of enrollments in the basketball coaching course rises more than the Chinese GDP. However, expectations are destined to remain unfulfilled.
Getting involved with a sportswoman is not impossible, just replace the fake interest in her quarrels with friends with the results of the team she plays for. If that doesn’t work, be seen a couple of times in the arena’s stands with a vuvuzela in hand.
The disappointment will come later, when, certain of having found your slut, you will collide with a very different reality. The superman debunks some myths regarding the sexuality of sportswomen.
The flexible girl
Especially gymnasts and dancers have a reputation for being flexible. Play with one of your cousin’s dolls and you will understand why this is sexually interesting. With the sports car you will believe that the time has finally come to try the Haribo licorice wheel position in your Smart. A bitter surprise awaits you. “No, look, in these conditions I do nothing. But do you think I have to fuck with the handbrake planted in the coccyx? And then I’m afraid of having to keep my head under the clutch! ”.
Dirty talking
You fell for it too. You have heard the convoys of blasphemies that the sportswoman starts against the referee. Then you listened to her addressing epithets to her opponents that you did not even know. You thought it was done: tonight you can finally apply the dialogue of your favorite porn to the upcoming sexual intercourse. Except, as soon as you start saying “tr…”, his face turns basketball-colored and you get a slap. “Look, you got it wrong. I’m not that kind of girl. ” Rustic does not mean filth.
“In a group?”
Your youporn training speaks volumes: twelve girls who shower together three times a week can only be lesbians. For this you have hooked up one of the players and try in every way to be admitted to the bacchanalia of the locker room. And, if it weren’t for the fact that instead of dildos you will find sweat and socks, the plan would also be good.
The micro shorts
Other dramatic misunderstandings are found on the dress code of sportswomen. Going to a ballet show costs less and shows more than a porn video chat. But this doesn’t mean that when you bring your sportswoman to dinner, it will be like going out and about with Sara Tommasi.
Exhibitionism
Finally, there are truly buggered males. People who, because of the internet, have outsourced their brains to a Romanian porn star. This type of male will believe that, since sports girls are used to being filmed by their parents during games from an early age, they can’t wait to end up on a hard portal. However, handball girls can easily identify these subjects: they are the ones who hide with a Reflex in the lockers of the locker room.
