Being satisfied, loving your partner, being satisfied with your job, loving life, having fun, being happy. Aren’t you tired? Surely you are. Happiness has no history, unhappiness is history itself. Do you want to become an artist but are too cheerful? Today the overman gives you the chance to become unhappy by following a few simple rules. If you have already made some of them yours, all you have to do is work hard to collect the ones you are missing. The transformation into a deeply unhappy person is guaranteed in about a couple of days. How wonderful it will be to have the unrivaled charm of the melancholic, the bum of life; sad for no reason but precisely for this reason so tormented and cursed. Maybe you will discover that you can sublimate unhappiness through art and thus become great painters or writers. In short, no academy will ever be able to replace a beautiful and healthy endogenous depression. Happy reading.
The 50 rules for being unhappy
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Support Inter
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Reading Kafka
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Enroll in Modern Letters
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Watch almost exclusively Cronenberg films
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Seek an ontological justification for your every action
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Memorize Diabetes Symptoms
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Memorize the Symptoms of Brain Cancer
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Mulling over for half an hour a day a disagreement you had with a classmate when you were five years old
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Getting engaged
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Bringing a child into the world
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Work
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Vote Democratic Party
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Avoid watching TV
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Making up jokes
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Doing Heroin, But In Moderation
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Buying a house
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Playing the piano
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Being a journalist
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Open a bookstore
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Playing World of Warcraft
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Shave your head to zero
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Listen to Tenco
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Listen to Techno
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Going to sleep with mommy
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Sign up for Dams
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Watch Antichrist
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Becoming outrageously rich
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Collecting Vinyl Records
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Attend Lawyers
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Grow a beard
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Gain weight
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Playing basketball
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Studying Dostoevsky
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Being an atheist
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Questioning the issue of the split between finite and infinite
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Eating off-brand cookies
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Playing in a band
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Listening to Husker Du
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Go to a psychologist
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Convincing yourself that you have a talent
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Check the spread every day
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Dating a girl who’s a philosophy major
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Memorize the Symptoms of OCD
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Smoking three packs of cigarettes a day
- Vote
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Getting married
- Graduate
- Think
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Listening to others
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James Blunt
