Laughter is one of the best allies to strengthen the bond with children and help them keep stress at bay and release tension. In fact, laughter contributes to regulating circulating catecholamines and cortisol levels, while reducing muscle tension, increasing oxygen in the blood and stimulating the production of endorphins, as revealed in the book Psychology of Health and Quality of Life .
Laughing is also a very useful resource to strengthen the immune system and improve the functioning of the heart system, in the same way that it helps prevent disorders such as depression. Likewise, laughter is an excellent exercise to promote resilience in children and stimulate positive values that help them face the problems of everyday life from an enriching perspective.
In this sense, jokes can be a very valuable resource to motivate laughter and spend a different and entertaining time with the family, especially those that are easy to understand and that transmit positive values such as animal jokes. This type of joke, in addition to being very funny, helps the little ones learn new details that they did not know about the animal world.
Animal jokes to laugh with children
- He was such a lazy horse, but so lazy, so lazy, that when the saddle was put on him, he would sit on it.
- What does a fish do in the sea?
- What does a dog do with a drill?
Ta-barking. - On a farm there is a cow, a hen and a horse and they are all 14 months old. Who is the oldest?
The hen because it is 14 months old! - In what language does a turtle speak to its little turtle child?
In Tortuguese. - What is the animal that has the most teeth?
The tooth fairy. - A mouse says to a rat:
What are you doing sitting there?
I’m waiting a little while. - A snake asks its mother:
“Mom, are we poisonous?”
His mother replies:
“Why do you want to know?”
The snake responds:
“Because I bit my tongue.” - A cat was walking on a roof meowing:
Meow, meow!
At that, another cat approaches him repeating:
Wow, wow!
Then the first cat says to him:
Hey, why are you barking if you are a cat?
And the other answers:
Is it that one cannot learn languages? - A Spanish dog and an English fox collide by accident on a central London street. The fox apologizes:
Oh, I’m sorry.
And the dog answers:
Oh, I’m perry. - Two fleas were talking down the street.
At one point one asks the other:
What do we do, do we walk or do we take a dog? - What does a bed bug say to a bed bug?
I love you so badly - There are two lice on the head of a bald man, and one says to the other:
Alfredo, let’s get out of here, this land is already paved. - What is a cow doing thinking?
Makes concentrated milk! - One iguana meets another and says:
Hello, what’s your name?
Iguana, and you?
Iguanita than you. - What does Tarzan say to a mouse?
So small and with mustache.
What does the mouse respond to Tarzan?
So big and in a diaper. - A mosquito mother says to her children:
Children, be very careful with humans and do not approach them because they always want to squash us.
Then, one of his children answers:
No, Mommy, that is not true. The other day a human spent the afternoon applauding me. - A sheep asks its mother:
Mom, Mom! Can I go to a party?
Beeee, beeee - Why don’t elephants chat?
Because they fear the mouse. - A lady is at the door of her house with her cat, a man passes by and asks her:
Spider?
And the lady answers:
NO, cat! - The sheep are playing soccer. One of them throws the ball very far and says to another sheep:
Veeeeeeeee
And the other responds:
Veeeeeeee túuuuuuu - A cat and a rooster are walking along the bank of a river. The cat falls into the water and yells:
Miaoogo, miaoogo.
To which the rooster responds:
Kikirikihaga, kikirikihaga. - Two animals meet and one says to the other:
I am a wolfdog because my father was a dog and my mother a wolf. And you?
Well, I’m an anteater. Go now! - One fish says to another:
What is your father doing?
And the other answers:
NOTHING And yours?
Nothing too. - What does a duck say to another duck?
We’re even! - A man enters a birdhouse and asks:
What breed is the parrot?
The owner answers: I don’t know.
And the man says:
What a beautiful little thing! - A madman goes down the street throwing salt and a man says to him:
Why are you throwing salt in the street?
So the crocodiles don’t attack us.
But there are no crocodiles!
Because I throw salt! - What did a goose say to a goose?
Come ganza. - Two worms talk animatedly. When one of them says goodbye, the other asks:
Where are you going?
To go around the block. - Why do dogs move their tails?
Because alone it does not move.
