There is only one moment in the life of men during which they have the lucidity to think: it is the instant immediately following coitus. It is not I who says it, but it is what Freud desperately tried to maintain in his topographical accounts.
Before reaching the supreme ecstasy that is proper to the idyll of love, men think of reaching the supreme ecstasy that is proper to the idyll of love. They are not free. Afterwards, yes. Dichotomous, on and off, zero and one, black and white, Yin and Yang.
Therefore, I believe it is essential for all the girls who follow us to know what we think (and would never dream of revealing) immediately after making love.
#1 Did she come or did she pretend? Mystery of faith.
#2 Will I weigh her down too much?
#3 I can’t wait to tell my friends.
#4 I am a champion of the rod.
#5 Next time I’ll decide where to come to her, this simultaneous orgasm thing is pissing me off.
#6 No, no cuddles.
#7 Now I’m sleeping.
#8 I have to hold on, hold on, hold on. I can’t fart right now.
#9 Jesus, Joseph and Mary, you don’t want an encore, do you?
#10 Nothing like the orgasms I organize myself.
#11 Done! Now we can move on with The Walking Dead.
#12 I want a soppressa sandwich.
#13 I am Cialis.
#14 I’d like to take a picture of her to enjoy later.
#15 Beautiful but I wouldn’t live there.
#16 I hate when they scream and squawk all the time.
#17 I hope I didn’t make a mullet face.
#18 And now what do I tell her?
#19 Let’s hope he doesn’t ask me what I’m thinking.
#20 My girlfriend wouldn’t be happy with what I just did.
