18 Things Only Pollen Allergies Can Understand

Spring is back, even if no one has noticed and in Milan it is colder than in Moscow. We allergy sufferers have started the countdown and we are getting ready to suffer. Like a menstruation that is only a little lower and rock.

Those who don’t suffer from allergies, specifically pollen allergies, can’t know how frustrating it is to associate hormonal awakening with snot from the nose.

Let’s look together at the dramas of those who are allergic.

Here is a list of things that only people with pollen allergies will understand:

1. Dandelion seeds are weapons of mass destruction.
2. For the next few months your only benefit will be getting high and being able to justify the red eyes.
3. When someone opens the window in the office you cower under the table, shivering.
4. You go through more tissues than a 15-year-old.
5. Friends challenge each other to take a picture of you at the exact moment you sneeze and post the photos on Facebook .
6. You are organizing a class action lawsuit against poplars and their down.
7. Your expression in the evening is very similar to Jack Nicholson’s at the end of the film “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.
8. The question “are you allergic to anything?” indicates the clarity of your acquaintances.
9. If hell exists, it must undoubtedly be a flowery meadow.
10. When you breathe you make sounds very similar to a ring road around six in the evening.
11. If during war the soldiers put flowers in their cannons it wouldn’t change anything for you.
12. You are part of the group of those who on Easter Monday wish the flood would come down and crush to the ground the evil that is in the air.
13. Your friends use your sneezes as gusts of wind to lift the skirts of the young ladies who reveal their legs in spring.
14. You have headaches in the style of “Pi – The Delirium Theorem.”
15. You’d like to pave the universe.
16. You’re thinking of seeing a plastic surgeon to make your face look like Lord Voldemort.
17. For you, erotic asphyxiation is having sex in the park.
18. Those who suffer from food allergies deny you the right to complain and accuse you of being a second-rate allergy sufferer.