There are laws that govern the world that often hide behind the middle finger of ignorance: they are the laws of cause and effect.
It takes years of research to discover and understand them, but a few seconds and a bit of emotional tetraplegia are enough to flush them down the toilet.
Then there are rational people who suffer when they meet those who cannot see beyond their noses.
Here is the list of things that only rational people will understand
#1 When someone tries to convince you of a theory by using a personal anecdote as an example, they usually convince you otherwise.
#2 It’s not what’s beautiful that’s beautiful, it’s what works that’s beautiful.
#3 One swallow does not make a summer, but in the Northern Hemisphere the sun at its zenith above the equator does.
#4 Math can be very elegant.
#5 Before deciding on your outfit, consult wunderground to find out what the weather is like.
#6 You’re not looking for love, you’re looking for the right person.
#7 Failure is just the best result you could have achieved given certain conditions.
#8 Crossing things off your agenda one by one replaces compulsive masturbation.
#9 But masturbation remains a great way to reduce tension.
#10 Movies, music and TV series are meant to be commented on on the internet.
#11 When the wise man points to the moon, the rational man watches an astronomy documentary.
#12 If someone accuses you of being a cold person, reply that you are more or less the same temperature.
#13 Your mental order attracts the most messed up people on the planet in need of existential advice.
#14 According to the theory of opposites, you get engaged to the rebels and then you end up wanting to kill them.
#15 You would like to catalog everything, especially emotions.
#16 If a problem has no solution, it is not a problem. It is a luxury for those who have nothing to do.
#17 If someone starts talking about positive energy or chakras, look at them like you would a child’s drawing.
#18 You would never die for your ideas because they might be wrong. (cit.)
