Trying to impress someone with just one line? We’ve all been there. It’s easy to resort to pick-up lines when you’re not sure how to start a conversation with your crush.
They can be charming, funny, or witty depending on how they’re delivered. However, some of them are just plain bad.
If you’re having trouble distinguishing good pickup lines from bad ones, don’t worry, we’re here to help!
In this guide, we’ll share 52 popular pickup lines you should avoid like the plague.
Let’s get started!
52 worst pick-up lines
Let’s start by looking at our blacklist of 52 pickup lines that are practically sinful to use in the dating world. If you find your current favorites on this list, we strongly recommend reconsidering them.
Bad pickup lines
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “FINE” written all over you, and I’m not going to appeal it.
- Do you have sunburns or are you always so hot? Because I need some aloe vera for that burn.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine a future without you.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re a keyboard type.
- Are you a password? Because I forgot everything I was going to say when I saw you.
- We can store it all night in the closet.
- If you were a fruit, you would be a banana, because these lines are peeling.
- Are you a genius? Because you’ve granted my wish for awkward encounters.
- If you were a vegetable, you would be a pineapple, because you are the “fine apple” in my eyes.
- Is it called Chapstick? Because you’re making my lips want to talk.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been looking for.
Choose lines with terrible endings
Below are the worst pickup lines that end up turning off your crush.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute, sassy radish.
- Are you a star? Because you’re light years away from being impressed by these quotes.
- Is your name Google Maps? Because you have everything I’ve been looking for, including the fastest route to rejection.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be an onion, because every time I’m around you, I can’t help but cry.
- If you were a fruit, you would be a lemon, because we are bitter apart.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be an eggplant, because these lines are ruining my chances.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life, and I probably need to redefine my approach to flirting.
- Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither, but it breaks the ice.
- I want to be Shrek to your donkey.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a zucchini, because you make me feel overwhelmed with shame.
- Did we meet a long, long time ago? Or are these just Star Wars punchlines?
- “Are you my appendage? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I think I should go out with you.”
- Is his name Waldo? Because it’s hard to find someone like you, and I might need a magnifying glass.
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Prime .
- Are you a fire extinguisher? Because you’re making me want to stop, fall, and roll.
- Are you a microwave? Because you’re heating me up inside.
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda is just one to me!
