Do you want to be poor all your life? In that case, we have some tips that have made other people poor and that can make you just as poor if you just follow the advice properly.
30 ways to be guaranteed to stay poor all your life
Keep the same shopping pace as your friends and neighbors.
It’s a perfect way to burn all the money. Does anyone have a flatter TV than you – be sure to buy one even flatter.
Shop for food when you are hungry.
A large part of the income goes to food. Make sure you are both hungry and thirsty when you shop so that you throw everything you can into the cart before you pay. Everything is good. Shop for something to eat on the way home too.
Keep all lamps and heat on evenly.
Electricity company employees need bonuses and it is your job to pay them.
Ignore the total cost when you buy something.
Products need to be maintained. Buying something usually means costs for maintenance, storage and costs to use. Ignore those costs – buy on just.
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Stop Saving.
Life is short. Consider the money in your wallet as disappearing by itself if you do not put it on quickly. Do not plan for the future. Who knows what will happen then? It does not matter if you retire later – right now you need to shop!
Rent or lease everything you can in the long run.
When you rent or lease things, you are kind to the companies that rent or lease for you. Your money simply disappears. Buy nothing that increases in value. Do not buy your home. Rent it.
Do like everyone else when you buy shares.
The result is usually that you, like everyone else, buy when the share is too expensive and sell when it is too cheap. Congratulations!
Buy shares that someone has suggested as hot.
And to add insult to injury, just buy the same stock for all the money. If you want to get poor, it is good to put all the eggs in the same basket.
Go out and shop even when you do not need anything.
It’s a safe way to spend money on something you do not need. Make it a habit to go to your local mall when you are bored. Then you burn even more money.
Always buy new cars.
And do it every other year and the money will soon run out. If you want to get really poor, this is a good way because the prices of new cars plummet as soon as they leave the garage.
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Take out an SMS loan.
It’s a perfect way to get rid of money. The interest rates make you afraid of the dark and if you want to become a real professional, you take out a new SMS loan to pay for the old one all the time.
Smoke more.
If you do not smoke now, start with that. Smoking costs the shirt and in addition you can get so sick from it that you have to stop working earlier and only live on a disability pension.
Take a latte on the way to work every day.
That is several thousand kronor a year when you add it up. In ten years, it is the price of a half-rise but still villa, in a smaller town in Sweden. Great!
Buy everything on credit.
It is smart to make all purchases on the credit card because you will not be as vigilant about what you buy then. In addition, of course, it costs more. You pay interest, fees and maybe late fees. It is also psychologically easier to pay with a credit card because it feels almost like a free purchase.
Play Lotto, tips and more.
Lotto and the tip is one as a voluntary tax. The probability of winning is almost non-existent and if you calculate what you put into this, you will probably arrive at the total amount that really makes you cringe. Start playing poker online too. There is no risk that you will walk away from a poker table with money in your pocket and if you do, count from now on only the few times you have won and forget all the times you have not won.
Paying too much for things.
Always buy the very latest on all fronts. The latest sandwich pears always cost more and will soon be replaced by better versions that cost less. Buy the first variant.
Be late with payments.
If you pay your bills late, you will receive both reminder fees and interest to pay extra. Perfect.
Buy things you do not understand.
This applies to shares and other investments. Close your eyes and just choose. And if someone comes up with a business opportunity that seems too good to be true – consider it true.
Make impulse purchases.
If the store says they only have x number of item left – believe them. Shop something just for the joy of shopping and forget how it felt when you came home all the other times you did it.
Rely on a single source of income.
It’s a great way to get poor. If you get fired or if the economy changes and you have to quit for other reasons, you have no other money coming in. Invest no money. Never let money work while you sleep.
Do not educate yourself anymore.
You have already done that and you have no need to get up in this world and make more money.
Let the tax authorities take care of your money.
Make sure you pay in much more than you should tax so that you do not have capital to invest. Let the state pay a non-payment of interest on your money instead.
Buy extended warranties.
When buying manicures, always buy the extra insurance that the seller offers, regardless of whether your home insurance and other guarantees cover damage.
Do not maintain your belongings.
If you live in a house, ignore the maintenance and it will be expensive in the long run. Let the car collapse and do not take care of things you own. Engage in capital destruction. It is better to replace windows than to paint them.
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Let miserliness deceive wisdom.
Sometimes we can waste money by trying to save money. If you want to get poor, it is often good to buy a worse product of something important than to pay full price for the original because the copy will often go wrong.
Buy things you do not use.
If you do not use the gym card – good. It costs both money and gives you a bad conscience.
Never ask for a raise.
Asking for a pay rise or changing jobs to get up in grades is dangerous if you want to stay poor. Stay tuned.
Listen to the advice of other poor people on how to get rich.
It obviously does not work so the advice is perfect.
Ignore budgets.
Making budgets is life threatening for anyone who wants to stay poor. Budgets create control over money and that’s not what you want. You want the money to flow through your fingers like water.
Do not take care of your health.
It’s expensive to be sick – perfect for you who want to get poor. Eat poorly, never exercise and stress a lot.
