Sarcasm is a gift from God, but unfortunately not everyone has it. It is something that surrounds life in every aspect and has positive and negative aspects.
But since I really don’t feel like writing an introduction, let’s go straight to the list I have to go and say mass.
Here is the list of things that only people with sarcasm can understand
#1. When you meet someone you can’t stand, you shower them with compliments.
#2. People who don’t understand sarcasm think you’re weird.
#3. When people ask you how you are, you answer “Never been better” and everyone believes you.
#4. Being sarcastic has made you self-deprecating to the point that ninety percent of your jokes are about yourself.
#5. You hate chats because they don’t allow you to use your famous tone when making a joke.
#6. When you meet someone like you, you can go on for hours insulting each other without anyone understanding why.
#7. You can’t understand how there can be people in the world who make jokes while laughing.
#8. Sometimes you can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic yourself.
#9. People who don’t understand sarcasm are afraid of you and would feel more at ease if you were in jail.
#10. Making a joke to someone you hate and seeing them thank you for the compliment you just gave them gives you more pleasure than an orgasm.
#11. You haven’t smiled since 1998 .
#12. Every time you make a joke you are forced to declare that you were joking.
#13. Every morning you wake up thinking about how beautiful and amazing life is.
#14. When someone laughs at your jokes you know you’ve found someone special.
#15. When nobody understands you, you feel like you’ve fallen into a well inhabited by ignoramuses.
#16. When a friend of yours has a relationship problem and needs someone to tell him the truth, he comes to you.
#17. When someone makes a sarcastic joke about you, you don’t get offended in the slightest, on the contrary, you laugh.
#18. When you go out with a girl she either falls in love or runs away indignantly.
#19. Sometimes you’re sarcastic because you feel superior, but then you realize that it’s actually others who are inferior.
#20. You believe that people who don’t understand sarcasm are the most intelligent.
