There are those who have the face of a bastard, of a scoundrel, of an angry person, etc. etc. There are those who have a good face even if inside they are the biggest son of a bitch of all time. To try to empathize with this last category, let’s see what are the things that those with a kind face have in common.
Here’s a list of things that only good people will understand
- When you walk down the street everyone asks you for information
- When the police stops you they let you go without doing any checks
- To gain someone’s trust, all you need is a smile
- Everyone feels entitled to hug you
- When they tell you that you are good a priori, it makes you want to be bad a posteriori.
- When you approach a girl/boy, never think you’re plotting ulterior motives.
- At school you always managed to blame someone else with your angelic face
- The phrase you hear most often is: “I would never have expected that from you”
- People give you hours of lectures thinking you really want to listen to them when you just want to stab them in the ass.
- Everyone thinks they can take advantage of you, but you are the one who can take advantage of others.
- Strangers always say hello to you
- No one is afraid to sit next to you on the subway
- You are the favorite victim of street vendors
- When you try to get angry you only get caresses
- If you get pissed off everyone thinks you’re joking
- If you are a girl every time you smile at a girl think you are hitting on her
- If you’re a guy, every time you smile at a girl she doesn’t think you’re hitting on her.
- In front of your cheeks everyone turns into an aunt
- If you try to look meaner with an aggressive look you look like a child in a costume on Halloween
- Everyone thinks you’re always happy
