20 Things Only Elegant People Can Understand

Elegance is a gift that not everyone has. It has to be that way, otherwise it would not be a gift but a standard comfort. So those who don’t have it, give up: trying to appear elegant only risks appearing more tacky than the participants at Eurovision.

The narrow category of the elegant, precisely because they are envied and a minority, is often misunderstood. Before the apartheid of style drives them crazy to the point of becoming deranged people ready to strangle girls on rooftops, here is a list that will make them feel finally understood. 

Here is the list of things that only those who are elegant will understand:

1. The days when you dress like a tramp you still make people think you’re going to a wedding
2. You could give style lessons to boutique mannequins
3. “I left the house without even looking at myself in the mirror.” Set it on fire
4. Wearing a tie only on special occasions is a lie
5. If your partner is less elegant than you, you look like the nobleman who exploits the ius primae noctis to get a busty peasant girl
6. Unlike other men, when someone talks about “coordinated” you don’t think of Pogba
7. If you are a woman you are considered a snob
8. If you are a man you are considered a gay snob
9. You are so used to being elegant that you would look elegant even if you were wearing the k-way of a Second Division team and an Alpine hat.
10. They call you a posh guy, you call them a redneck
11. Glasses are not a prosthesis for defective eyes, but the testing ground for your style
12. The beard is like a woman: it must be treated with care and possibly cleaned.
13. You’re not a punk just because taking care of one of those ridges would take you half the day.
14. If you live in the countryside you don’t look like a farmer, but Stanley in search of Livingstone
15. You don’t have to be good looking to be liked
16. In the morning in the mirror you risk falling in love
17. You took style lessons from Giannino, before it was discovered that he doesn’t have the qualification
18. When you meet a German with sandals and socks you die
19. Everyone has their gross sides, but at least yours dress well
20. Hipsters ruined your life