There are people who always have a joke ready and that’s why we consider them funny.
By virtue of their being nice, they get many advantages: they can hide what they think behind irony, offend with total impunity, be mistaken for intelligent and increase their chances of affirming their selfish gene, that is, of getting laid.
Everyone wants to be nice but many end up being seen as idiots .
Let’s see what the differences are between the two categories.
Here’s a list of the differences between someone who’s nice and someone who’s an idiot
#1 The funny guy entertains his friends during the evenings. The idiot does too, but he doesn’t know it.
#2 The funny guy makes you laugh with rhetorical figures. The idiot makes you laugh with shitty figures.
#3 The funny guy is funny even when he’s sober. The idiot is the one you make drunk.
#4 The funny guy tells his stories. The idiot tells his anecdotes.
#5 The funny guy knows when to be serious. The idiot doesn’t.
#6 The funny guy uses dialectics. The idiot uses pantomime.
#7 The funny generates sympathy. The idiot first provokes hilarity, then, in the long run, compassion.
#8 The funny guy points out the paradoxes in the news. The idiot doesn’t understand them.
#9 The funny guy doesn’t like to overdo it. The idiot sabre-rats at the beach.
#10 The funny guy says the joke and enjoys the effect it has. The idiot says it and is the first to laugh.
#11 The funny person understands when others are joking. The idiot takes others seriously when they are joking.
#12 The funny guy, when he reads a joke on social media that he doesn’t like, goes straight to the point. The idiot insults in the comments.
#13 The funny guy likes to pretend to be more stupid than he is. The idiot couldn’t.
#14 The funny guy has a sense of humor. The idiot is ridiculous.
#15 The funny guy on the internet goes viral. The idiot becomes a meme.
#16 The funny guy adapts his funnyness to the context. The idiot makes people laugh because he is out of place.
#17 The funny guy ends up friend-zoned when he hits on a girl. The idiot gets her.
