Everyday life is made of hatred and resentment towards the world, a cruel world that always tries to make us feel stupid and insufficient. In reality, many of us are superheroes. Okay, maybe little superheroes, not exactly Superman but SuperInternUnderpaid, so to speak, but still superheroes. And here’s why.
#1. If Rocco from Big Brother could do it, I can do it too.
#2. As a kid, I could do wheelies on my bike, which means that when I grow up, I can achieve any goal I have.
#3. I tend to make my sexual partners come.
#4. I got matched on Tinder.
#5. I take care of my personal hygiene on a daily basis – something that incredibly few people can say about themselves.
#6. I finished high school.
#7. I often read The Overman.
#8. I remember my partner’s birthday. And our anniversary too.
#9. I don’t dress like Vacchi.
#10. You can’t watch an entire Christmas movie without resorting to a barf bag.
#11. I have a soul. Which is of no use in life. On the contrary. But it’s better than not having one.
#12. I’m in better physical shape than Fantozzi (post-mortem).
#13. I can drink two glasses of wine without getting drunk.
#14. I’d rather sleep than bother the rest of the world.
#15. Some people like me. Actually, intelligent people like me. And the rest of them can take the dick and screw themselves.
#16. I use the subjunctive.
