Nothing is better than having a passion in common with the person you love. For some it is arthouse films, for others necrophilia and for still others nature. The pleasure of being outdoors is a great glue for a couple and prevents many of those dynamics from being established between the two members that make some couples less happy than a news report on the war in Syria. And now let’s go with our points.
#1. They have a pet: a dog (not the kind that fits in your handbag) for more classic couples, cats for the wilder ones.
#2. They care about being sporty even before being beautiful.
#3. They go to the sea in hidden coves that can only be reached by dinghy, a daring walk along the rocks or a parachute.
#4. They eat well because the alternative is McDonald’s.
#5. They have a small vegetable garden.
#6. They prefer jogging in the middle of the fields to jogging in the park, lost among vineyards and couples in the countryside.
#7. They are hesitant to buy strawberries in December and oranges in the summer.
#8. Their Instagram profiles are full of photos of them making out in spectacular places.
#9. Camping – because comfort is overrated when you’re fucking.
#10. He doesn’t give her tacky flowers like red roses but precious Alpine buds collected during a high route.
#11. Cycling holidays, the natural and not at all sexist version of “I want to break your ass”.
#12. She’s not looking for Prince Charming, but for a forest ranger.
#13. They can go without their smartphones for more than half an hour.
#14. Like all sane people, they prefer a yodeling choir concert to one by Vasco Rossi.
#15. They prefer holidays in a Norwegian fjord to those in Ibiza, where, as always, they will try to risk their lives.
#16. They camp all their lives, because they love the close contact with nature.
