I’ve explored the characteristics and behaviors that differentiate an ordinary woman from a special one in this amazing article: The 10 Characteristics That Make a Girl Special .
Since women represent only half of the sexual organs that are losing elasticity day by day in the world, it seemed right to me to also talk about penises, aka men.
For thematic parity, here are the characteristics of a banal boy and those of a special boy.
Clothing
The banal boy flaunts his estrangement from fashion by dressing like those of Catholic Action or becomes a slave to it by responding to the call of his social group.
The special boy tries to take care of his appearance by choosing according to his taste. He often fails miserably because his taste is on vacation.
Communication
Some guys take inspiration from Facebook emoticons to communicate in real life, they fill you with winking glances and smiling faces. Banal.
Others not only know the entire alphabet, they can also mix the letters to create meaningful sentences and arouse interest. Unfortunately, they are few and therefore special.
Money
The banal boy shows off like a maniac.
The special boy, you don’t know how much money he has, but he never lets you go without anything.
Party
For the banal boy, holidays are splendid occasions to destructure the liver cells of his body.
For the special guy, the party is the occasion to meet you. Minor 3.
Social
You know the ads that promise ever more innovative methods for penis enlargement? The banal guy uses Facebook as a surrogate for his virility.
The special boy doesn’t use social media much, and when he does, he limits himself to reporting the facts with a realism worthy of Verga or Gianni Morandi.
Hobbies
When the boring guy tells you about his hobbies, you wish you’d never asked.
When that special guy tells you about his hobbies you want to get involved.
Conversation
The banal guy read somewhere that girls love to talk until their palate is dry, so he just asks you questions.
The guy who is prepared on at least 80% of the topics you propose to him is special. Sometimes he is so special that he likes other guys.
Diet
If it’s faster with the cell phone than with the pans, it’s trivial.
If he can cook and limits takeout to ignorant nights he’s special.
Self-care
The banal boy lives in the wild until he finds a woman to be his babysitter, bandit and housekeeper.
The special boy once a month imitates Freddie Mercury in the video for “I want to break free”.
Jealousy
The plain guy deals with his jealousy by locking you in the basement.
Some guys become special so they don’t have to be jealous anymore.
