Friendship between women is a truly wonderful thing. For men, I mean.
Notice, girls with lots of friends are much more sexually active than those who don’t have any. The peak is reached by those who play volleyball, start a relationship with one of them and you won’t be able to do without it.
One of the causes of this phenomenon, which we will call female social hypersexuality, is the frank language that girls use among friends when they are drunk.
Let’s give some examples of dialogues between drunk friends.
Drunk Friend 1: It’s wonderful being single and not having any annoying boyfriends hanging around.
Drunk Friend 2: This is awesome, I feel free. Let’s go get picked up by some hot guy.
AU1: Drinking is expensive and I’m not drunk yet!
AU2: There is only one solution to this drama: pick up the bartender!
AU1: I would do 90% of the guys in this place. I mean, not really, like…
AU2: I’m so horny I’d even do girls. Just kidding…maybe.
AU1: My boyfriend saw the message but isn’t replying.
AU2: Leave him.
AU1: Do these pants make my ass look good?
AU2: *SLAP* (spanking on the ass)
AU1: Noooo, there’s also that slut who’s hitting on Zack (bayside school).
AU2: Quick, let’s go talk!
AU1: I really like that boy, but I don’t want to have sex with him on the first night. What do I do?
AU2: Suck it.
AU1: If I were a lesbian I would get engaged to you in an instant!
AU2: Wait a minute. How much did you drink? Yeah, me too, let’s try.
AU1: Is everything okay?
AU2: I miss him (alcoholic whining)
