Since the existence of human beings, lies have existed . This is a fact studied by our socio-historical center Oltreuomo . It is useless for you to shake your head “No”, it is useless for you to mumble “I don’t tell you”. Once in your life, you have believed, or told a lie.
But let’s give Nixon what is Nixon’s and start listing the 7 most famous lies in history and in our lives.
#1 Santa Claus
Why traumatize a child, why? All of us, more or less, believed for a good part of our childhood in a fat man dressed in red who was the delivery boy for our gifts. Let alone the flying reindeer, let alone the white beard à la ZZ Top (spectacular), let alone the global delivery in just one night, but I will never be able to explain to myself how I could believe that a 150 kg man could pass through a chimney as big as a Coca Cola bottle. And I didn’t even have a chimney. I was really a special child!
#2 Pasta Cooking Times
Are you in a hurry? Do you have exactly 10 minutes? Is pasta with tuna your only means of sustenance? Get used to pasta being very al dente, because if I have any doubts about the possible Big Pharma conspiracy , I have none about the existence of a Big Pasta conspiracy .
#3 The last days of the offer
Damn Mastrota, his pots and even Eminflex. They have been boasting about the end of their promotions for 30 years.
#4 “It won’t hurt”
“No, don’t worry little one…that drill that’s supposed to pierce your tooth and that needle that’s supposed to go into your palate won’t hurt you at all, just a little tingle.” 90% of people learn to swear at the dentist.
#5 The cousin with the PS10
We’ve all had that classmate with the cousin who was an astronaut, a soccer player, a computer scientist at Sony. In short, that guy whose blood relative could climb mountains barefoot and chop rocks with the simple use of his penis.
#6 Elena and the Casus Belli
For millennia, poor Elena has been pointed out as shameless, unfaithful, in short, an industrial whore . World diplomacy, governments and great leaders are rightfully included in this list. For millennia, we have been waging wars for the most disparate reasons, from religion to fake insults, through female kidnappings. A real “never again without” declarations of war.
#7 Maria
Here we reach the peak. For about 2017 years, humanity has believed a young girl who claimed – without half measures – to have been impregnated without penetration by the so-called Holy Spirit . Joseph turned a blind eye, perhaps out of love. We turned two blind eyes, no one knows why yet. The best cover for betrayal ever thought of and implemented in history. Good Job Maria!
It doesn’t matter who you are, it doesn’t matter where you come from, what matters is that lies have given our lives that pinch of salt and that dash of pepper that make it bearable, livable.
So I want to break a lance in favor of the good old lies: Without you, my beloved, we would be nothing but robots, 0011010101!
