There’s a lot of nonsense said about women drivers. It’s easy to act like a boor with two less-than-educated friends at the bar, but let’s see if you’re really disgusted by a woman driving if she’s taking you out for a walk. It’s just that women don’t take chauvinistic losers like you out for a walk, they tell them to go fuck themselves. And now let’s get on with the list, differences between reality and commonplace when it comes to women drivers.
The cliché is written in bold , the harsh reality is in italics .
#1. When women go backwards, they only cause damage.
Women do not cause damage when they go backwards, as long as they do it in a space where the first obstacle is 180km away, like the Gobi Desert, for example.
#2. Women run like crazy.
No, women run like women, which is even worse.
#3. Women use SUVs to feel safer.
At the expense of everyone else.
#4. Women don’t respect signals.
And they might say the same about you when you keep hitting on them even though they’ve told you in Braille that they’re not interested.
#3. If a car dies at the green light, it is definitely driven by a woman.
Or by someone who wants to act like one .
#4. Women have nervous breakdowns while driving.
And they make others have them.
#5. Old women in cars are more dangerous than old men. They
are just as dangerous, but old men drive less because they are busy watching construction.
#6. Women are ditzy while driving.
And often in real life too.
#7. Women in cars are dangerous.
True, the number one danger, Renato Carosone also said so.
#8. Women use the horn too easily.
And the voice?
#9. Women don’t like going out on the town.
No, that’s what they told you to stop trying.
#10. Women drivers look drunk.
And they often are.
#11. Women don’t like giving you blowjobs while you drive.
No, women are just scared you’ll crash and choke them to death with your dick in their mouths.
#12. Women can’t change a tire.
But they can change a boyfriend, and maybe they should if that’s what you think of them.
#13. Women need automatic transmission.
No, women need someone to take over the driving duties for them.
#14. Women take forever to park in L-shaped parking spaces.
“A esse”, for Christ’s sake, it’s “a esse”!
#15. Women don’t get confused on roundabouts.
But I see them a bit confused on straights too.
#16. Women don’t know how to drive.
Or they do, but they follow their own traffic code.
