I suffer from stress, I suffer from stress, I am tired and out of shape. Giah. Stress is the body’s physiological response to a dangerous event, a nice way to explain ulcers to engineers, and evolution to homo erectus , and it is immediately pathology. Unfortunately, however, I do not play in a boyband, and this probably further affects my state of discomfort, leading to a marked adaptive response of my organism; given this, admitted and not granted that I am continuing the construction of this discourse by placing words in succession entirely at random, so, for the joy of entertaining you and being insulted in a low voice, let’s see together some of the most characteristic features of the contemporary stressed young man and the stressful events that cause them.
22 overload of characteristics of the stressed
# 1. Somehow, whatever, you somatize. Bieeenvenuto.
#2. You suffer from high blood pressure that you cure with 7 coffees a day, but you laugh at it imagining that your life has the same thrill as balloons and tires;
# 3. You are a distributor and authorized dealer of all cortisol sports associations, but nobody wants it and you enjoy it all, what an ass;
# 4. In order not to get stressed, stop caring about the things that stress you, until you have expired a thousand deadlines and to solve them you will stress yourself three times;
# 5. If you also have that hair of anxiety, you can’t even enjoy the procrastination fancazzismo, but you are still too sick to do stuff, and it increases the anxiety and increases the stress;
# 6. You are stressed by the idea of the alarm clock from the night before, you can already hear it screaming in your ears, it disturbs you so much that you will end up waking up before it rings, turn it off at the first trill, go back to sleep and be late, hog jude !;
# 7. If you work, work-related stress invariably increases your perception of stress and work discomfort, especially if you do a shit job;
# 8. You perceive distinctly and clearly the neoplasms that arise in your body after each discussion;
# 9. You know you will have an ulcer, or at least some gastritis;
# 10. If it degenerates, you develop at least one random addiction such as alcohol; if you are a university student you mask it easily for that couple of years;
# 11. If you’re loser, sleep shit, which are misfortunes because sleeping is the best thing in the world ;
# 12. If you are a loser, you somatize heavily at the gastrointestinal level and please do not need to deepen ;
# 13. Think fondly of heart patients, among the ranks of which, perhaps one day, you will sit;
- You grind your teeth or clench your jaw with the ferocity of a shark, but you just don’t explain the causes of the headache and the marble neck that are your daily company;
# 15. The irascibility manifests itself in you with the calmness of the electric discharges that the car door gives you when the wind blows, damn the shit;
# 16. In your best days, you look like the loving mother of a dictator, menstruating;
# 17. The need for sugars placed in the nocturnal sweet is the mask of your eating disorder, but foodbloggers are in fashion and you are good with binge eating;
# 18. Since good habits are a moment to take them, you enjoy flashes of serenity and fun so much that the relative deprivation then fills you up when you get back to normal, and you get twice as stressed;
# 19. Smadonni with such abundance as to seem a great devotee;
# 20. To combat stress you would need a weekend at the spa, every week, at least;
# 21. And anyway, you bet everything on the accumulation of endorphins: this will probably make you a cat lady ahead of time, or a vicious young man;
