10 Funny Ways to Tell Someone to Leave You Alone

Looking for some funny ways to tell someone to leave you alone? Check out these humorous approaches that will help you set boundaries in a lighthearted way.Crying, being silent, and not believing. Losing a loved one will certainly be difficult to accept and get through. However, life is given to those who still deserve it.

This means that this loss does not necessarily mean that your life has to stop too.  So, what can be done to continue life when a loved one leaves? After the tears can no longer flow, is it time to stop grieving and move on?.

Funny Ways to Tell Someone to Leave You Alone.

Better to disappear than to fade.”

2. “I don’t want to be away from you, I want to laugh with you and feel the warmth of your attitude.”

3. “There are those who pretend to distance themselves, even though in their hearts they want to get close again.”

4. “Not that I’m distancing myself, but I just want you to know. Not that I’m changing, but I just want you to be aware that I’m tired.”

5. “I’m moving away because I don’t want my heart to be hurt any further.”

6. “I don’t want to move away, but I’m also afraid to get closer.”

7. “It’s not hate that makes us distance ourselves from others, but disappointment.”

8. “Feelings are evil. They push us away for no reason.”

9. “Never lose yourself just to hold on to someone who wants to stay away from you.”

10. “The body will disappear, but love will always be remembered.”

Sometimes, even though you keep trying to stay away from someone, you always find yourself wanting to know everything about them.”

12. “There are people who don’t want to know when you want to be close, after you give up and move away, then they look for you, fight for feelings, not just joking around.”

13. “Not greeting you doesn’t mean I don’t care about you. I’m just stepping away, giving you space, for whatever you want to celebrate alone.”

14. “Maybe one of my wishes is to have him. I don’t know until when, but what’s clear is that I don’t want to move away from him.”

15. “Sometimes I want to walk away even though it’s hard. I want to let go even though it’s very possible.”

16. “You don’t have to move away. Just stay like that, I know how to walk backwards.”

17. “Why did he come back? Why appear for a moment and then disappear again later?”

18. “Not to be a hypocrite, but sometimes it’s better to stay away.”

19. “If it’s true that I have to stay away. Is there a sense of loss present in you?”

20. “If you want me to stay away from your life, please don’t forget to teach me how to forget you easily.”

1. “I’m silent, not because I don’t know. I’m silent, just because I don’t want you to get further away from me.”

22. “Maybe it’s true, we are fated to be like the twilight. When the orange disappears, I am possessed by the wound of separation.”

23. “Walk away is the right choice when we are no longer needed.”

24. “Because there is a time to step away for a while, and there is also a time to completely disappear.”

25. “This is my way. My way of walking away. Slowly. Disappearing from your world.”

26. “It’s not that I want to stay away. But, I always feel like I’m not part of you guys.”

27. “Why do you want to return to someone who wants to leave? Why do you want to approach someone who wants to stay away?”

28. “Staying away from you doesn’t mean I don’t love you anymore, but this is the way I love you now.”

29. “You always want to stay away, even though I hold you back. I used to be afraid of losing you, but now those memories no longer make me miss you.”

30. “Then when someone we love disappears, do we have to disappear with them?

Because no matter how far you are away, if my heart wants you. What can I do?”

32. “Sometimes you have to walk away from someone. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know how to get through the day.”

33. “Sometimes someone walks away not because he doesn’t want to fight, but because he is afraid that his love will be unrequited.”

34. “If you don’t want to get closer, at least don’t try to move away.”

35. “Why do you want to return to those who want to leave? Why do you want to approach those who want to move away.”

36. “If I could choose, I would choose to just disappear.”

37. “When the Moon wants to show its charm, the Sun moves away and the Stars dim, give it a chance.”

38. “I want to be like the sun that illuminates the earth, staying away, because it understands that getting closer will only destroy it.”

39. “I’m moving away, not leaving; I just want to observe what is not visible when I’m not by your side.”

40. “The longer it goes on, the stranger it becomes, and finally we understand that all this time we have been drifting apart, not united.”