Society is bad and imposes its stereotypes on us mercilessly. For example, somewhere someone has decided that the right way to face life is the love dyad.
The stigmatization of singles follows. Even worse if girls, because for some reason boys are given more time to find the right path. Today let’s see what boys think of single thirty-something girls.
Here’s the list of things guys think about single thirty-something girls
# 1 Just think about career.
# 2 Before choosing the man in her life she wants to try as much as possible.
# 3 She’s asexual.
# 4 She’s having one of those intermittent relationships where they pick up and break up every three months like in middle school.
# 5 Yes she’s sitting by the river waiting for the right man but only sees the corpses of her exes pass by.
# 6 She made some wrong life choices, like enrolling in law.
# 7 His ex was such a hip guy that he recently became gay.
# 8 He’s too smart to pretend he’s happy.
# 9 Wear knee-highs during mid-season.
# 10 What he looks for in a man is a food accomplice.
# 11 In bed he’s a starfish.
# 12 He’s only known mammons or troglodytes.
# 13 She has an ugly, spiteful friend who boycots all relationships.
# 14 Her parents got all the suitors to run away with holy inquisition.
# 15 He wants to get married first.
# 16 He has a training ship background that everyone knows.
# 17 She’s crazy.
# 18 She isn’t crazy enough.
# 19 His main mode of social interaction is pouting.
# 20 He hasn’t met me yet.
Glossary
Starfish: girl who during sexual intercourse remains on her back still and motionless with open arms and legs, like a starfish
Training ship: a girl who during her youth to compensate for the need to be accepted by the males personally took steps to deflower an exaggerated number.
