After the survey on the 30 things that women think make a man unfuckable, here is the female version. This time due to lack of time I had to collect opinions from a sample of only one hundred men, with the certainty that in any case on the topic discussed here interviewing 1000 or 2 is more or less the same thing. Despite this I carefully reorganized the data and what came out is an interesting ranking, with elements that we would all have expected but also with curious surprises. As always, I asked the guys what are the 50 things that make women “against all temptation” and from these I took the 30 most cited.
Let’s move on to the rankings with renewed vigor.
#30. Giant Pendants
The earrings with giant pendants come in last place, a surprise that I still can’t explain
#29. Getting the subjunctives wrong
What ranks second for women barely makes it into the rankings for men
#28. Sandra Milo-like shrill voice
Excessively high frequencies in a woman are a good enough reason to run away.
#27. One-piece swimsuit at the beach
Considered by the boys interviewed as one of the least sensual things in the world
#26. Giant Sunglasses
The level of tackiness that giant sunglasses can confer on a girl is so high that it gives rise to reservations about the possibility of going to bed with them.
#25. Long skirts
Another item of clothing that men would like to ban from the face of the earth
#24. Tattoos on the décolleté
For many men, ruining a cleavage with a tattoo is a real insult to the god of hard-on.
#23. Fake nails
False nails, associated in the male imagination with old spinster aunts, come in at 23rd place.
#22. Too many lamps
A tan taken to the extreme – in order to achieve the colour of a clay tennis court – has the opposite effect to the one desired.
#21. Ballerinas
The ballerina, a shoe much loved by women, enters the ranking at 21st place, due to its ability to make even the most tapered legs look stocky
#20. Peeling nails
Peeling nails greeted with cries of disgust from males interviewed
#19. Eyebrow Freestyle
Letting the tweezers slip out of your hand can lead to curious half-drawn or half-irritated results on the eyebrows that are very unwelcome to boys.
#18. Sex and the City
A woman who talks about Sex and the City seems to already have a cross above her for the Italian male
#17. Wedges
Wedges, considered by many girls to be perfect for making you look slimmer, are instead despised by men who associate them with situations with an unpleasant surprise.
#16.Nails painted with designs
The height of tackiness according to the sample interviewed; drawings of suns, hearts and the like on the nails do not seem to excite a man
#15. Dog in the bag
It raises doubts among men whether the dog will also have to participate in sessions between the sheets.
#14. Laugh with grunt
Pig laughter ranks 14th for its ability to instantly cool the loins
#13. Talking about your exes
Another unbearable thing for a man at the mercy of his primordial instincts of possession
#12. Talking about periods
One of the most disgusting things for a male who wants to score is to hear his prey talk about blood loss in what they have decided to be paradise.
#11. Talking
For many, even speaking in general can be a big problem.
#10. Mustache
The Top 10 is inaugurated by the moustache left free to proliferate above the lipstick. “A woman with a moustache is always liked” is a proverb that has never had empirical confirmation
#9. Duck mouth selfie
Considered the antechamber of impotence
#8. Too much foundation
The foundation used as paint on the wall ranks high in the ranking for obvious reasons
#7. Hello Kitty
A girl still hot with Hello Kitty represents the archetype of everything that does not inspire sex
#6. Blasphemies
Swearing seems to be not accepted only among girls, a form of machismo that continues to perpetuate itself
#5. Hairy arms
Hairy arms, despite being one of the first things to look at according to the champion, seem to proliferate without restraint
#4. Lips redone
Cosmetic surgery earns fourth place for the aesthetic cataclysm unleashed by the dinghy lips
#3. Nose hair
Particular that earns the bronze medal
#2. Leggings
Leggings come in second, especially if worn by girls with a body that isn’t that of a post-Photoshop top model.
#1. Just make sure the body is still warm
Finally, 100% of the interviewees, after having voted on all the points, unanimously concluded with the sentences “In the end, it’s enough that he’s breathing”, “For me, it’s enough that he still has a pulse” etc…
Man’s ability to be content deservedly takes first place.