17 Good Reasons to Date a Girl with Short Hair

Enough, it’s 2014, it’s necessary to tear down all the preconceived models: the strong male, honest politicians and the woman with long hair. A brilliant, emancipated woman with a short haircut is all we need to be modern men. Therefore – as a blog that has always been an enemy of stereotypes – today we try to change the world by advocating the cause of women with short hair. Amen.

17 Good Reasons to Date a Girl with Short Hair

 

#1. You don’t find two meters of hair in the chicken curry that he prepares for you

 

#2. When you shower, you don’t have to wait twenty hours until all the hair on your head has dried.

 

#3. If she’s your lover, you don’t risk leaving long and subtle compromising evidence in the back seat of the car

 

#4. When you’re in bed with her you don’t risk suffocating yourself with her hair reaching your face

 

#5. Don’t find your house decked out in hideous hair ties

 

#6. When he defends you from someone who wants to beat you up, long hair is not his weak point

 

#7. He looks more intelligent

 

#8. He looks nicer

#9. She looks slimmer

 

#11. When she’s naked you don’t run the risk of her long hair covering her nipples

 

#10. If he cheats on you he can’t cover the hickeys on his neck

 

#12. You can mess up her mane without her punching you in the solar plexus for ruining her hairdo.

 

#13. If he gives you a blowjob you can see what’s happening

 

#14. If you’re missing the tenth in soccer you can easily put it in the goal pretending it’s your cousin

 

#15. If you want to give your father a heart attack, just draw her a mustache and introduce her as your boyfriend.

 

#16. You can copy her haircut

 

#17. If she looks good with short hair it means she’s really hot

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