The 16 terrible problems that only hot girls have

Yesterday we focused on the typical problems of busty girls , today we want to broaden the reasoning, involving in general all hot girls .

Now I know many and many of you are thinking “But why focus on pussies? Those already have it all! Show a little solidarity with girls as beautiful as a hematoma instead of weeping with beautiful girls! ”

Oh yes? Do you think a beautiful girl has no real problems , just like all other people? Well then…

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Here is the list of problems that hot girls have:

# 1. … Since you are cool, everyone thinks you have no real problems  and that your life is as beautiful as your ass.

#2. Everyone likes you, except the one you like.

# 3. Everyone tries to tell you they are attracted to your brain. They think they are telling you something that no one tells you, but the only compliments they have never given you are “I go crazy for your little fingers” and “Your adrenal glands are having sex with me”.

# 4. As a profile photo you have to upload one in which you are a toilet otherwise the desire for pussy of your friends on Facebook comes out of your smartphone, harpoons you and kidnaps you forever.

# 5. Your other qualities tend to disappear behind your beautiful smile.

# 6. Since the national population average is much more dead than you, it is highly likely that whoever your fiancé is will have to get you stares like “What are you doing with ‘sto umpa lumpa ?”

# 7. When out of insecurity, fear or just because you forgot to take the pills that the psychiatrist prescribed you say you feel ugly, your friends stop taking your shoes in the face.

# 8. When you go for a run in the park, a swarm of pussy dead forms behind your marble ass.

# 9. Since they can’t hold on to anything else, gossips say you have a bad hairline.

# 10. The friends of your friends who try with you.

# 11. They say you have the face of a slut (and if it were? What should you do? Change the features by passing the iron on your cheekbones?)

# 12. Your male friends always put you at ease by introducing you as “my cool friend”.

# 13. When you go to a party all in shooting, the other participants in order not to burn their eyes have to wear goggles to watch the eclipses.

# 14. “Ah, how lucky you are to be so fit!” No, I’m not lucky, I just don’t have a McDonald’s loyalty card like you.

# 15. “But you are a model, right?” No, I am finishing a PhD in Oxford.

# 16. To look bad you have to use Photoshop.

 

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